Local Man Arrested for Marijuana Possesion and Stealing a Cake

Local tough guy and straight edge lifestyle activist Stas Tsambazis, 19, was arrested for stealing a cake from H Mart, all under the influence of marijuana.

While being chased by 109 pct police officers, Tsambazis was screaming “FUCK THE POLICE” as he ran down Northern Boulevard. When he was caught, a quarter ounce of marijuana fell from his drawers.

He screamed “i don’t smoke kromes, get off of me, i’m a greek famous celebrity”

The Supreme Court charged Tsambazis with multiple crimes, and is looking to pass “Stas’s Law” which brings back the death penalty in the State of New York.

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