Local Man Dies Saving Elephant In a Clown Car Fire

Local man Jeff Ritter was road tripping and smoking the wacky tobaccy when he noticed a circus clown car on fire. The pinto was surrounded by 42 clowns all sad that their main performer was still inside, Binky the Elephant. Jeff then rushed into the pinto to get him out and got lost inside. He was surprised how roomy the car was. That’s when he seen the elephant doing the hussel dance in the corner. Jeff was fortunately carrying peanuts in his multicolored fanny pack. He lead the elephant out using the peanuts. The elephant started to cry and said “My toys are still in there” that’s when Jeff went back in to get them. Jeff was distracted by how much fun the toys were and failed to get out in time. Rest In Peace hero!