Culprit was caught trying to stuff 3 pounds worth of meatballs on top of his obnoxious amount of fecal matter because his load was too big and did not want to get in trouble for flooding a restaurant establishment with his oversized load. He left the scene of accident so Dunkin’ is taking legal matters and pressing charges so he now has to make meatballs for heather and his wife Jen for life
Wanted Dead or alive.
5000 ounces of pure Italian sausage