Local Man on The Run For Rape on 13 Minors And a Terrorist Attack on His School

Samuel Soreno, commonly known as, 9-inches of limp by his peers, has been on the run after his 13th victim has died from a puncture wound to the anus. A friend of Soreno, a Brett Thornton, claims to have taught the man “his ways” by stating he told him, ” You’ve gotta expand the Anus’ of these young hoes” He is currently under investigation.
He is also being searched for commuting a terrorist arts law on his school. A local student, Kevin Pizano Palacios, has stated the school was warned after Serrano said he will, “School up the shoot.” A note left behind by Soreno stated that,” I gave those 13 holes 13 reasons why they should hop on dis dick lmao” authorities are using DNA tests to see if the letter is in fact, Samuel Sorenos.