Local man Toriano Morant arrested for “being too fine in public”.

Goldsboro resident Toriano Morant was apprehended by authorities today for causing a massive all-female riot at the Dollar Tree store on Spence. According to witnesses, Morant smiled in the direction of 2 ladies and they began to argue over who the smile was meant for. Once othes realized Morant was in the building, several fights between women wanting to be near him broke out. 2 female officers arrived on the scene and arrested Morant for “extreme attractiveness causing a public disturbance”. The female officers put Morant in the squad car and drove off in a direction opposite the Wayne County Jail.