Local Native Fights 12 Carthage Police Officers naked; gets away.

A man recently identified as Paul Chambers, assumed to under the infulence of alcohol, was found yelling at a tree naked. When confronted by Police, Chambers got very hostile and was resistant to arrest. After taking out 6 by hand, Chambers stole an officers handgun and began piston whipping for efficienty. When asked about the incident, a local officer said simply, “I mean, he was too good, plus who wants to fight a naked guy.” The Officer did not want to be named in fairness to embarrassment. Chambers is now on the run, who knows if he will ever dress again.