Local Okemos Woman Charged for Being a Pimp

Authorities have said a local Okemos woman, named Elisha Cervantes, will be charged with several accountants of Pimping….mostly guys. Elisha Cervantes stated, “Its all about keeping that Pimp Hand Strong!” She could face 10-15 years or be crowned top Pimp of the year.

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