Local rapper charged with illegal use of steriods

Jon “Meta-Morphus” Hammett was charged thursday April 27, 2017 with illegal use of horse steriods.
Allegedly, Hammett, was running down the 300 block of Blah Blah St. naked screaming,” I need more roids!!” as his shriveled testicles flapped in the wind.
Witnesses say “he should be embarrassed by those skittles he got.”
Hammett was comitted to the Small Balls correctional center and charged with Comedic indecent exposure ,no bail.