Local Schuylerville Dials 911, Rushed To Hospital

A highly intoxicated Schuylerville resident Donald Millis rushed to hospital after complaining he couldn’t poop. After minimum x-rays, Dr.s quickly saw the problem, a full bottle of cheap peels beer was lodge deep in his anal cavity. When asked by nurse Stephanie Tasker, why he put it there, Mr. Donald Millis replied he didn’t want to fight with his long timefriend High Bruce over the last beer. Mr. Donald Millis was discharged in the care of Hugh Bruce with simple instructions, switch to long neck bottles, apply KY jelly before insertation. Neither one got to drink the last Peels