Local Teen Arrested on Suspicuon of Possesing Weapons of Mass Destruction

Early afternoon on April 28th, local police say they’ve arrested 18 year old Maiwand Popal on suspicion of possessing weapons of mass destruction. Popal has an extensive history with the law and was found with 30 pounds of pleutonium during a routine traffic stop in the “Maiward Pontiac”. Police quickly apprehended the suspect and he is being detained for questioning currently. When asked about the incident, chief of police stated that he wasn’t surprised by it and that he’d always known Popal was a “ticking time bomb” (no pun intended). Popal could be facing 25 years to life for his actions.