Local USPS Worker Found with roughly 100 grams of Cocaine

Mary Rossiter, 28, of West Deptford, NJ, has been found guilty of possession of crack cocaine while on federal grounds. The local has apparently been getting the cocaine through dog adoptions and trades across the nation. Rossiter nicknamed the drugs and was selling “Lola” and “Jacob” to willing buyers. Rossiter is pleading not guilty and states that “She swears it was sugar.” She will attend a court hearing this upcoming May. For more on the story, please visit www.youdabomb.com/pranks