Local woman charged with sexual assault says “I didn’t know”

Crystal Black, 27, was arrested on charges of sexual assault after placing mans finger inside of her vagina. According to an anonymous source, he had told her multiple times he wasn’t interested in a sexual relationship with her. The source also informed us that at the time of the assault, she had what she believed to be a yeast infection. When the itching became too much to handle, she placed the finger of Kenny Gibson of Venice, FL inside of her shorts and began using it to itch herself. When he asked her to stop, she alledgedly said, “you are my friend and friends help each other.”

When we reached out to Crystal, she offered us a short statement. “A finger in the vagina is not sexual. Fingering is scratching an itch. I don’t know why this is being taken so far. Kenny has a small d*** and nobody would want it anyways.”

Gibson’s girlfriend, Brandy Bryant of Venice, FL, was also interviewed. She claimed that the simple act of his finger being placed there has wrecked havoc on their entire circle of friends. Black allegedly had herpes, giving it to Gibson, who then gave it to Bryant, where it spread to the 6 other men she has had sexual relations with in the last 6 days. “I’m not a whore, people don’t pay me to have sex with them. I do it so the next baby I have will just fall right out. No pain sounds good to me!”