Local woman discovers $10 million buried in her backyard and decides to leave town

You are reading it here first when Kimberly Kenemore discovered cash flying from her lawn mower yesterday and upon investigation realized it was coming from a hole in her yard. Cash totalling $10.3 million dollars.

She has flown the coop and we have been unable to get any additional information. Just like you won’t because this is a prime example of fake news sucker!