Lost Love Child Found Living In Quartz Hill

Johnny Banuelos who is believed to be the lost love child of Wonder Woman and Aquaman was found living in the playland at Mc Donalds in Quartz Hill, CA. Johnny who lived off chicken nuggets for the past 5 years. Johnny fought off employees with his “tap dance of death” finally surrendered when he estas given a bag of Skittles. Johnny ed taken to the local pet shelter and is up for adoption.
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