Puppies have gone missing all over the city of Lubbock, and according to LPD spokesperson Lillith Mastomia “There is only one explanation for this, we have been on this case for years ,but the suspect has scarfered off at the last minute .We know this man is an atheist ,and we know only atheist eat puppies and babies, so he is our man”. If you spot this man , do not approach! we believe he has developed an anal gassing weapon that is deadly to most humans. If you see this man call our hotline at 806-778-6123, we have highly trained personnel ready to respond.
LUBBOCK BREAKING! MANHUNT for local celebrity Wes Nessman
