M. Acosta hand picked as new president of local entertainment union.

Mark Acosta was summoned by Doug Ducey (AZ. Gov.) To immediately begin serving as President of local Hack Comics Union #21. The closed door meeting was arraigned this morning after reports that his stand up performance at last night’s “The Lounge” Comedy Showcase was so bad, his only hope to remain relevant in the entertainment industry, was merely as a paper pushing has been. When reached for comment, Mr. Acosta shouted “Leave me alone” from his 1983 Chevy corsica.