Man Arrested For Throwing Up on Pope Francis

The morning of April 26, 2017, a man named Kyle Turpin threw up on the Pope. According to witnesses and Kyle himself; he swallowed a pair of headphones and took his journey to the Pope’s house. When he arrived; he started yelling “Clitoris!” and “Cock suck!” Kyle was aplento distract guards and sneak into the Pope’s house. There, as Kyle said, he threw up a pair of earbuds on the Pope. Guards soon arrived with cops. Kyle allegedly threw a bible at the cops then tried to escape through the window before being caught. Kyle is still awaiting trial.