Man becomes King of the world ,for real.

Makesi Lopez a mild mannered barber from Maryland,recently found a scroll that appeared to be ancient on the coast of the Nile while on a visit to Egypt.Surprised at the worn out appearance Mr Lopez took the scroll to the Cairo University where it was deciphered ,translated loosely it reads ” He who finds this scroll once etched by Pharoah, is chosen by God to rule the world.” Nevertheless Mr. Lopez sold the scroll to the highest bidder and now lives like a King and is said to be a rancher in North Africa now.