Man Caught Hanging Off Of A Tree On Fourth Street, Fostoria, Ohio

A nude man was caught hanging, naked, by his testicles with a bottle of Paul Masson liquor in his rectal cavitiy. The police were called to the 600 block of Fourth Street, in Fostoria Ohio after a man was screaming for help. When police were questioning him, he said he had been dating a transexual male & they were drinking the previous night, & started arguing & he woke up like that. Investigation is underway.