Man Caught Having Sexual Intercourse with Kangaroo

Earlier today, in the Andes mountains, a man was caught having sex with a rare breed of kangaroo that only live in mountain ranges. There were traces of sperm found on this kangaroo’s fur when another man found her while on a hike. She was laying down and seemed to be in a daze and that is when the man said he heard her uttering some peculiar sounds and he made out the phrase “Dick too bomb”. The kangaroo had elegedly seduced the man into a bush and told him to “Eat my bush berries” and made him ejaculate within three minutes. The rare breed of kangaroo is now going to be even rarer because she is pregnant with a new species of what scientists are calling “Bullshit Kangaroo”.