Man caught impersonating a duck

Rome ga native jason caleb waits was caught April 26, 2017 impersonating a wild foul. Witnesses say that Mr. Waits also known as duh duh was seen making loud quaking noises and begging park visitors to feed him bread which is outlawed in may ga parks. Mr waits was said to be very aggressive and at one time chased a small group of school children up a tree and held them their at bay for several minutes. Mr. Waits was also wearing several layers of feathers that he had stoles from several geese. Mr waits is being held at a local mental health center while he undergoes a hour long surgery of removing feathers and the bill that he stole from a disabled duck. The mental health clinic is asking for all visitors of several local duck ponds take precautions and stay safe.