Man caught masturbating at pluckers in San Marcos ,Tx

Christian yanez was taken in to custody wensday night 10:59pm after masterbating at a pluckers wing chain restaurant. Yanez had this to say “she said she wanted a tip so I tried to give her mine.” He has been let go on a 5000 dollar bond and is scheduled to go to court where he most likely will get sentenced to 20 years masterbation classes. When asked why he would do this he said “I’ve had limp d!#k for the past 3 years due to not getting any booty so the moment I felt a little chub I took advantage.” He has been banned from pluckers. Citizens are encourage not to give him viagra because there’s no telling what he will do. Updates will come soon stay tuned for more