Man Charged With Wotless Conduct At Nightclub

It was reported on the 22nd April at 2am the suspect Kheron Dove was last seen at VAS night spot jammin several curvaceous women too major soca hits of 2017. Women reported injuries to their spin from the venom and pace in the gyration during the session but liked the jamming for strange reasons left untold. We are told he maybe next seen wotless at Josie’s Jamishness and can’t help but jam wildly to soca music. If you see this culprit, please contact 64J-AMIN. Such wotless behaviour need to stop as it can be bad for your health.