Man crashes into a children’s hospital because he was vaping

Jack Buttridge a college freshmen at Oneata, was driving late last Tuesday night in EarectionVille and crashed his mini van into a children’s hospital. His car crashed into the buildings main reactor and blew up the whole building, killing 634 people, including actor and film maker Lakota Lustig.
Mr. Buttridge testified that he was only just vaping, and it wasn’t his fault. Luckily for Mr. Buttridge, vaping while driving is protected under The VapeNation Act of 2014 which states “if you kill over 300 people while vaping and driving, you are protected and will dropped of all charges.” Mr. Buttridge is now at Oneata tellingNews Channel 23 that him and his frat need to “party hard” and take “70 tabs of acid” in order to keep his blood pressure normal. RIP 634 children and nurses.