Man from Missouri fights off invasion, single handedly.

Early morning reports of unmarked vessels started to pour in to Boston Port Authority on Wednesday. An estimated 20 ships with probably a thousand personnel each, approached the port area, using the rising morning sun as cover. Making land and spreading across the surrounding area, the invaders quickly caused panic, confusion and mass hysteria. An inevitable invasion of the U.S. was upon us. At least it seemed so. As the forces pushed inland, defeating all attempts at a defensive line, the forces came to a blue 18 wheeler parked at a Walmart. Witness reports said it was at that moment the game changed for the invaders. ‘It was like a very angry, hungry momma bear got woken up and saw her cubs in danger.’ says local shop owner Edward Sparrow. Another witness said it was like watching a Looney Toons cartoon with the Tasmanian Devil. Either way, the truck driver, identified as Benjamin Hughett from Buffalo, Missouri was not a force the invaders counted on encountering. Armed with only a feather duster, the Mayhem from Missouri, jumped from his semi and started wreaking havoc among the invasion force. Before to long, the invasion turned into a retreat, with some invaders even jumping into the oceanand swimming away, just to get away from the nightmare they encountered. When approached for a comment as to why Mr. Hughett did what he did, he simply stated ‘I was trying to get to my coffee.’