Man from SC brought up on smuggling dildos into his work

Hagerstown native christopher cabrera was arrested on Thursday evening in his south Carolina home. His charges? Smuggling 52,000 dildos in his work truck to his nearby home. These dildos were apparently stolen from a nearby factory. Christopher was going to attempt to resell said dildos and retire a wealthy man, however his attempts were thwarted when his neighbor saw a big black dildo fall out of a box Christopher was carrying. We were able to contact his wife for comment, “I always suspected he was a little peculiar, but I never imagined He would get screwed by a big black dildo”