Man has Tefu lizard violently inserted into his anus

John W. Coody was found late last night in his Louisiana residence, duct taped to his bed face down… With a very large, very aggressive, and very hungry Tegu lizard inserted into his rectum.
Apparently Mr. Coody had scared the holy hell out of a friend on the social app Facebook … Melissa Chassey of Warrensburg Missouri, took an internet prank a step further, she boarded a plane, purchased the lizard when she landed, and sideswiped the unsuspecting victim while he slept … What a way to go!!