Man kicked off flight for misuse of restroom

United Airlines flight 256 was forced to make an emergency landing due to a 25 year old male causing a disturbance in the rear lavitory. The man was violently masturbating and making what could only be described as the call of an distressed goose. The other cabin occupants were frighted and the authorities were contacted.Once the plane had landed the man was removed and questioned further. The man has been identified as Jonathan Hacker.