Man Punches Cinnabon Employee in the Face

Hayward, Ca – Last week at approximately 2:27pm Hayward Police responded to several frantic 911 calls made by witnesses. When police arrived at the scene they apprehended a man accused of assaulting a Cinnabon cashier.
One witness described the scene as “Unusual but necessary” she went on to say, ” I was waiting in line and the man in front of me had politely and respectfully asked the cashier for his extra dipping glaze he had asked and paid for. But the cashier refused for some reason.”
“I never saw anything like it! They went from zero to a hunnit real quik,” said the cashiers coworker who had only been working there a few days. The official police report says, “Daniel Garcia from Hayward is being charged with attempted murder for punching the cashier in the face and apperantly choking him out by forcing dipping glaze down his throat using the glaze dispenser.”
The victim said Garcia was a usual customer that always ordered extra glaze with his Cinnabon but he had enough of it. “I refused him his dipping glaze because I care. I had taken his orders everyday for months and saw him gain several pounds week by week. I was only trying to help.”
Another witness told us she was frightened for her children,” We told him he didn’t need to take his shirt off but that the punch in the face was fair. He didn’t listen or care about any of that,” she exclaimed crying. The weirdness didn’t stop there. Garcia had apparently paraded around the mall eating his cinnamon roll shouting “I’m a man!” “This is what real men look like!” While slapping his big fat belly and flexing.
We reached out to the victim to see how he has been holding up to the traumatic incident. We found out he has started working at GNC Nutritional,” I finally work at a place where I can really help people and make a difference.” He said.
Garcia has been released on bail and is awaiting trial. We cought up with him right before his court date to get a statement, “No I don’t regret anything I did. That a****** is the reason why America is competing in the victim olympics. Everyone feels the need to be offended by something or force their beliefs on eachother and I felt like I needed to end it there. I would like to apologize to those innocent children I scared and if their parents are reading this i would like to extend an invitation to Chukie Cheese to make things right so as long as they pay for themselves.”