Man Punches Cinnabun Employee in the Face

Hayward , Ca – At approximately 2:27pm Hayward Police responded to several frantic 911 calls made by witnesses at Southland Mall in Hayward, Ca. When police arrived at the scene they immediately apprehended the suspect who had assaulted a Cinnabon cashier. One witness described the situation as “unusual but necessary” as she described exactly what happened, “I was waiting in line and the man in front of me had respectfully asked the cashier several times to give him the extra glaze dipping sauce he had asked for and paid for but the cashier for some reason refused.”
“The incident went from zero to a hunnit real quick,” as described by the cashiers coworker. The victim said earlier in his statement that the suspect is a usual customer and always orders extra dipping glaze with his order. But this time he had enough.
“I refused to give him more glaze because I cared. I saw him gain several pounds as each week passed when I would take his orders. I was only trying to help.” The police report says that “Daniel Garcia of Hayward is being charged with attempted murder for punching the victim in the face and forcing him to choke on cinnamon bun dipping glaze straight from the glaze dispenser.” The weirdness doesn’t stop there. Apparently Garcia had also ripped his shirt off and paraded around the mall eating his cinnamon bun shouting “I’m a real man!” “This is what real men look like,” While slapping his big fat belly.
Another witness told us she was frightened for her children,” We told him he didn’t have to take his shirt off but that the punch in the face was fair. My babies were crying and scared because we had never seen such a disgusting human being before. It was something I wish I had never witnessed.” She said crying.
The victim has since applied at the GNC Nutrition store where he feels he can really make a difference in people’s lives.
Garcia was set free after posting bail and is awaiting trail. We caught up with Daniel and asked him how he feels now the situation is over and he waits for his court date. Here’s what he had to say, “No I don’t regret anything I did. That a****** is the reason America is trying to win the victim Olympics. Everyone thinks their opinion is the right one and should be pressed on others who don’t believe what they believe. Guys like him are why people are offended by everything. It needs to stop. I do apologize for scaring those poor innocent children and if their parents are reading this I extend an invitation to Chukie Cheese. All they have to do is pay for themselves.”