MAN ROBS LOCAL WHITE CASTLE NOT FOR MONEY BUT FOR FOOD

Today in New Jersey at a local White Castle. 39 year old Brandon Lee Scott walked into a White Castle at 6:45pm and jumped behind the counter and Made 50 cheeseburgers 5 orders of cheese fries a large HI C FRUIT PUNCH and a chocolate shake.The crazed scott didn’t use violence or a weapon, but threatened the staff and restaurant patrons with bad rap music that today’s youth think is good but is not. Apparently scott recently gave up fast food for lent and was doing well until driving past the white castle and smelling as he put it “those tastey burgers” scott fled on foot and almost had a stroke and heart attack and was quickly apprehended not 2 blocks from the crime scene huffing and puffing trying to re hydrate with a chocolate shake. Scott was arrested and set free and no charges will be filed since he didn’t hurt anyone, and due the ridiculousness of the crime. The staff and restaurant patrons were interviewed, one guest said “I thought it was a joke i never seen some one 280 pounds jump over a fast food counter!” staff also said ” I can’t believe he knew how to make the burgers it’s like he worked here before” scott has been banned from all White Castle restaurants.