Well know auntyman…I mean Handy man Araf aka Rockstar aka canvas willy from Meten-Meer-Zorg WCD, sold his toyota lancer for a piece of tennis roll. An interview was carried out with him and this is what he had to say “me name Araf me is bad man fuk ayo fuk ayo la la lala la!!” Reliable source conformed that the tennis roll was 4 days stale and had markings of green fungus on it. We also manage to track down his girlfriend who was very emotional and didn’t want her name to be mentioned but here is the link to her facebook profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 she had this to say “da man mussy bin hungry plus is not the top piece is the bottom hard piece he sell da car fah ah hungry he bin hungry ah da ah da” His family and friends are finding it hard to accept the fact that the tennis roll is not bakewell tennis roll.
Editor: Taif Alli