A 21 year old man from Upper Darby, PA has officially broken the Guiness World Record for longest consecutive ass-eating session with a partner.
Although his name is not to be revealed until further notice, the man who goes by the psuedonym “🅱️am” has officially beat the world record previously held by a Springfield man by the name of Kyle Kegel, after a session of 29 hours.
On interviewing 🅱️am, he cryptically mumbled the words “Kyle Kegel has 2 L’s in it”, which may be the reason this record was broken with such ease. Ladies, watch out for your groceries in the future. No booty is safe.
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