Man wanted for shoplifting KY jelly and anal beads

Adult bookstores beware! There’s a criminal on the loose that’s targeting your anal section for expensive “butt” beads aka anal beads to provide himself stimulation. Additionally, when there is an option to watch pornogrphic material at the bookstore in one of those 25 cent peep show booths, he has been caught throwing his ejaculation on other customers and running away. He is described as a white man believed to be in his late 30s to early 40s with a heavy Boston accent though it is believed to be cover for his Midwest accent. Call washtenaw county police department with any tips of information leading to the apprehension of this fugitive.