Manal Hussein Suspended After Peeing on Tennis Court

Manal Hussein, a senior at Jurupa Hills High School in Fontana was suspended early Wednesday morning for allegedly peeing on the schools tennis court, school officials say. Police were called to the scene where stunners gathered in disgust, and yellow crime scene tape surrounded the gut wrenching stank that was left by Manal. It is unclear why the 18 year old student, who hasn’t obtained her driving permit yet, decided to pee on the court. Friends of Manal (only 1 found) say she is only known for farting in class, but not peeing unconteollably. “She used to visit me at Baskin Robbins, and would release demons there. But I was so busy behind freezers of ice cream that I would hardly notice. But customers always complained” said Audrey, her only friend. She’s a stinky rag head taliban was seen spray painted on nearby school walls, now being investigated by the FBI.