A Gainesville man’s withered remains were found imbedded in the couch cushions of his East Hall home on Saturday night. The man, identified as 37 year old Kevin Latimer had reportedly not moved from his position on the couch in over 3 weeks, despite his Wife’s constant pissing and moaning. “I just thought he was hiding” stated his Wife, Stacy.
Mr. Latimer’s Wife was arrested and is currently being held in the Hall County Jail, charged with bitching the poor man to death.
“I told him several times a day to get his furry ass up and do his PT”, said Mrs. Latimer during her interrogation. Crime Scene Investigators are also looking into whether or not a point blank nerf rifle shot to Mr. Latimer’s face, issued by the couple’s 4yo son, may also have contributed to his death.