“It was a tough decision,” said MD candidate, Ms. Sola-Rufai, “but I simply could not continue to deprive the world of all this fineness.” Ms.Thorp, a fellow med student who, inspired by Sketchy Medical™ Shigella, had been deeply considering joining the circus, said the modeling idea could not have been more perfectly timed. “The AARP is always scouting for fresh faces to represent them,” Thorp noted.
As the tension of studying for Boards intensified, Sola-Rufai and Thorp were prodded to make the difficult call to pursue the alternative plan. An anonymous second-year student said he could definitely see it going well for them.
The Class of 2019 will be several decibels quieter now, but the runway will be a little more lit. Sola-Rufai and Thorp will be among the minority of supermodels who are also half-doctors and fluent in Pathoma.