Reports are in that an unusual phenomenon has been reported In the world golf village area thousands where found dead today around 1:45 pm they where found clutching their dead children with their eyes plucked from their skulls in what looks like they had been removed with wild boar tusks and all the victims had 9 mile rd. Carved into their foreheads local st. Augustine natives will be throwing a going away party later today with food and refreshments and games for the kids there will be a horseshoe tournament starting at 7 pm all players are required to use the jaw bones of the victims all in attendance must be st augustine natives for their own safety whatever killed theses trespassers is still on the loose fox 30 news has issued the statement ” good by and good riddance yanks ” there is currently no ongoing investigation
Miracle on 9 mile rd
