Modesto man in critical condition after smoking scabs in a local hookah lounge

Brandon Gomes 40 of Modesto has been diagnosed with a rare case of “Smoke-a-scabitis from smoking scabs off his girlfriend (not pictured for safety reasons) when he was feining for marijuana and bong hits..Mr gomes was recorded taking the dried up pieces of the bloody chunks and taking rips and doing the funky chicken at a nearby dollar general before passing out in the bushes…A Go-Fund account has been set up by family to help him buy more of the crispy creations of deliciousness….Wow u read this whole thing! ROTFLMFAO