Moncton Man Wanted for Questioning

Jamie Kirk Newman, 41 of Moncton, New Brunswick is wanted for questioning in regards to allegations that he stole XXXL girl’s clothing from Little Darlings and has been wearing them in public. Unending complaints have been pouring in about the trauma hundreds have experienced from seeing his hairy chest. It has been speculated that he could be facing multiple civil suits that will force him to pay for psychological visits to address all of the unfortunate individuals trauma.
If any body sees this man, do not approach. You will never be the same.