Mop Bucket killer still at large

Kam Jacoby AKA “The Mop Bucket Killer” still remains at large. She has eluded local, state and FBI authorities in several high speed chases. She is considered armed and dangerous to every mop bucket in the state. Police think that she is planning another bucket massacre in the near future. Her victim was brutally crushed with her vehicle and she is facing charges of vehicular homicide. The victim is survived by a mop and a sponge. If you have any leads to this dangerous suspect’s whereabouts, please contact your local authorities. Police have urged that all mop buckets stay indoors until the suspect is captured.