Mother of Three Arrested

Aimee Carter was arrested early this morning on third degree felony assault for slapping the mcfuck out of a local McDonald’s worker for not putting her hashbrown in her bag after she stated that she had mcrepeated herself a thousand mctimes for her not to forget. After Aimee had gotten her food she realized that her hashbrown still wasn’t in her food. She then reportedly ran her car into the establishment poured syrup on the worker slapped her with a pancake and fled the scene on foot. She was later found at a nearby dollar general were she was detained and taken in for questioning