Motorcyclist Sucks Dick in attempt to rejoin BikeLife

A former motorcyclist was found behind Taco Bell on 41 at approximately 3:37 AM sucking dick to be about that bike life again. Justin Mason, 19, of Punta Gorda, was a former Squidder who rode wit complete neglect for himself and it motorcycle. Both of which suffered drastically. Members of a local club “941 Squidders” said this about Mason: “I don’t even think he really rode” said Jordan Hand, local Dank Wheelie generator involved with the Squidders group. “He sent me a dick Pic while I was at dinner with his mom” we were told by Peter Bakovic. Randy Wagoner, long time friend and boss of Mason, said “Sometimes I would give him a reach around and he wouldn’t let up a little gentler for me.” Local authorities said in a statement that no charges will be held against Mason, as they were “already tired of his shot lies about running from us”. Mason had this to say about the incident “I was just tryna knock the top a bit, something about the Mustang I got brings the dick sucking lips out in me”. It is clear that Justin Mason is not cut out for the Bike Life, as his (poor) bike is in disarray. It is a sad sight to see. We will keep you updated on this story as it progresses, but word is this delinquent is still out here sucking dick for backpack-rides.