Nationwide Man Hunt for Burrillville Man

Police across the nation are on the lookout for a Burrillville man that goes by the name of “Greezeball”. Burrillville police stated in a press conference early Thursday afternoon that this man is wanted for exposing himself numerous times in public, slugging beers in broad daylight, and grabbing woman by their pussy at the local strip joints in which “Greezeball” likes to call his home. If anyone has any tips about the whereabouts of this man, please contact your local bar/strip club as he may be there slugging back bud-stinkies or good’ol PBR. Long as it aint no commie beer. Be warned, he may be kicking kids off of bar stools.