Native Man arrested for Sniffing Bar Stools in a Bismarck bar

29 year old Lloyd Stretches Jr was arrested for sniffing the bar stools in a Bismarck Night Club with no “respect”. An eye witness stated ” He was smelling them so deeply, it was almost like he was going to snort the whole stool up his nostril.” Bismarck Detectives have stated ” He is a very strange man, His name was brought up for smelling ass part of jeans at a local Laundromat.” However the suspect is still at large. Be careful and beware North Dakota..