Naugatuck Resident Found Guilty

A 45 year old Naugatuck man, Carl Esposito, who resides 18 Cadbury Place, shoots neighbor’s hamster in retaliation for wearing one too many Steelers jerseys. During a confrontation about his attire and parking all the family vehicles on the street, Esposito became enraged and drew his weapon, firing it and killing the neighbor’s hamster who was out taking an afternoon stroll. Another neighbor, only known as “Big Bird” stated nothing because she doesn’t talk. It’s very weird. The whole thing is very weird. Esposito confirmed his guilt and asked for a ring ding.