NC Native wins $302 million Powerball

Talk about a stroke of luck. Andy Hickenbottom Brodie of Garysburg North Carolina wins 302 million dollars and the Powerball.

Such an amazing stream of luck. Mr Brodie speaks about. There he was coming in from a day of dealing with chicken poop and the heat of a broken ac unit in his old chevy. His wife did not cook him anything to eat as usual and the house was dirty. The bills from all the creditors were piling up largely because Mrs Brodie overspent at the Dollar Store.

So Andy went to get him something to eat from the Hardee’s located in Roanoke Rapids and also stopped to get a lottery ticket along the way. He keeps the ticket for several days before he looks at it and realized he was the lucky Powerball winner. On that same night, his wife tells him that , he was unable to take care of her sexual and emotional needs. And she told him that he needs to move out because she didn’t love him anymore. So he moved out and was faced with an divorce that she later filed while he stayed in his cousin shed in Pleasant Hill. To make matters worse he was down on his luck, and his boss at the chicken farm later fired after years of dealing with chicken poop and awful smells.

Homeless, jobless, and no way to pay for his beat up car, Andy does the best thing he could while keeping his head up. As he faithfully goes to church, striving to ignore the eye catching pencil skirts and Low Cleveage outfits that was coming in and out on Sundays, he quietly went through the divorce.

Andy signs all the things that he helped his wife gained along the way. She kept the paid for mobile home, the land, the furniture, and all the jewelry from the asian hair store.

Seven days after the divorce he made to the lottery office to claim his winning ticket privately. Miss Betsy just found out today that her ex-husband is a multi-millionaire. She asked him to come back home so she can cook him his favorite smothered pork chop meal while discussing dropping hot potatoes.

He declined by saying that he enjoys his vegetarian diet and new wife makes love to him regularly and have no clue at the moment they are filty rich. He says that he will happily share all with the new Mrs Miata Janessia Broadie.