New London female sought for urinating on hibatchi grill

Story developing out of koto hibachi in the city of groton. A female suspect known as Angela Goody from New London, ct. Is beong sought after Friday night she became intoxicated and began to act a fool! She started off by singing racially charged songs to the chef, “me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in yo coke”! When the chef attempted to spray saki into the mouth of Angela Goody she became enraged! Calling the chef Jacki chan she went and charged at the gentleman, she then picked up a cooking utensil and began swinging and poking irratically at the man. After onlookers became in fear for their life they all emptied out of the local business. It was then that Angela “bitchslapped” a mr. Mike Serluca, hopped onto the grill and urinated on the grill. She kept yelling about Yellow steamtrains and proceeding to say this was payback for the “pee pee” in her coke. Goody is being held in the drunk tank and immediately transferred to the local phsch ward! Upon her release we urge the public to proceed with caution since goody is 4ft 2inches and very dangerous.