New London Man Eats Dog, And Escapes Charges

New London native, Jeremy Pues, has decided that the “K9 diet” is best for his family.
He has made a public statement on Wednesday, April 26, about how eating the over populated “shelter dogs” with disabilities proves to have multiple benefits.
“They can’t find homes anyhow”, says Jeremy. Claims are made by Mr Pues, that the canines taste as good as beef, and he anticipates trying to help with the shelter’s feline overpopulation next.
“If the Asians can learn to love puppy chowing, so can the hungry kids in my household.” That’s Jeremy’s take on feeding all 5 of the kids endless appetites.