27 year old Joshua Noah Kirkaldie is wanted by the New Town Police Department for public indecency and for causing a disturbance in the FORCE. The incident occurred at the Teddy’s Lounge in New Town, North Dakota on Wednesday, April 26th at approximately 11:08pm. Witnesses say Kirkaldie was drinking way too much Fireball Whiskey for one human being to handle. When the hostess who was working at the time “cut him off” Kirkaldie started shouting obscenities and took off all of his clothes and went running out of the lounge naked screaming “YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!” That was the last time anyone had seen Kirkaldie. If you have seen this man around the New Town area, you have permission from the New Town Police Department to shoot him on sight.
New Town Man’s Night Out Turns Ugly
